Caption Please

The President Obama Bible Cover
I’m taking a night off from writing about the city to, well… just because I want to. Anyway, I ran across this patriotic little product about a month ago and thought it was funny or, well er, something. Yes, it’s an Obama bible cover. Who knew! I’ve wanted to put it up with a request for a caption but haven’t because, quite frankly I’m a little afraid of you people (just kidding!).
Well, without making me cringe, have at it. Caption please!
P.S. My husband pointed out the “Prayer Changes Thing” typo to me. Priceless!















This message brought to you by the Obama White House. Spreading the cult of personality since 2008.
Heaven and earth shall pass away, but this chump will be with us for at least three more years.
“Jesus was busy, so God sent me instead”
And you thought Bush was going to give us a theocracy.
“Separation of church and state” is only for Republicans!
GO ALLAH! You rock, bro.
btw: I love Obama. Just wanted to make sure people didn’t think my “caption” stated my political views.